Clam to Clam Combat. Blood, Spit, Gash, and Slit - Justin Orlando

Welcome to the wild world of Clam-to-Clam Combat, the most ridiculous rivalry ever illustrated.

This hilarious cartoon book follows a cast of expressive clams as they compete in outrageous showdowns. Packed with exaggerated reactions, silly situations, and absurd action, each page delivers visual comedy that keeps the laughs coming.

Inside you'll find:

• Bold cartoon illustrations full of personality
• Over-the-top clam reactions and expressions
• Ridiculous clam "combat" scenarios
• A lighthearted parody perfect for fans of silly humor (sorry, lesbians)

If you enjoy absurd comedy, expressive cartoon characters, and books that don't take themselves too seriously, Clam-to-Clam Combat is ready to make a splash.

Prepare yourself...

The arena is open.
The pearls are ready.

Let the clam-to-clam combat begin.

This is absolutely NOT a children's book.